How to split the back of your head open.
1. Empty rolling metal laundry basket.
2. Put most prized possessions inside like: favorite blanket, favorite stuffed otter, and a few cars.
3. Get inside of laundry basket.
4. Have older sister push you down tiled hallway.
5. Have older sister lean you backwards in rolling metal laundry basket on tiled hallway and have one of the wheels get caught in grout line.
6. Have laundry basket fall over with you inside and all of you valuables.
7. Smack head on metal handle which is now on the floor.
8. Cry a little bit then panic because your older sister is crying and screaming, "Blood, there's blood".
9. Go to the doctor with favorite stuffed otter and hope you don't need stitches.
10. Luckily you don't need stitches and all you do need is matching head wraps and no shower for a few days.
Good Luck!
